“Put Your Hands Behind Your Back…

10 Sep

… And step away from the stove!”

I lost my cooking license today.

I’m no longer aloud to cook.

At least I’m no longer aloud to leave a boiling pot of water on the stove… unattended… for 10 minutes… with the burner on high.

Seems this sets off the fire alarm and causes a smoky mess that lingers in your house for days.  Kind of a problem.

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4 Responses to ““Put Your Hands Behind Your Back…”

  1. Cindy Beall 10. Sep, 2008 at 9:51 am #

    Who knew?

    Reply
  2. roger 10. Sep, 2008 at 11:39 am #

    and people say it isn’t possible to burn water

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  3. Alison 10. Sep, 2008 at 2:34 pm #

    That was the exact moment that I got put on ADHD meds. But I don’t have three kids distracting me. It was just something shiny, I am sure.

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  4. cissa 12. Sep, 2008 at 12:51 am #

    Welcome to the club. I burned water more than once during my first year of marriage. Not many can say it, does that make it a cool club?

    Reply

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