Tag Archives: Ineptitudes

direction

16 Jun

I expect God’s direction to look something like this…

clear-bridge

…but most of the time it looks like this…

photo by Billy Currie

And I’m horribly impatient with the process.

photos by Billy Currie

“Put Your Hands Behind Your Back…

10 Sep

… And step away from the stove!”

I lost my cooking license today.

I’m no longer aloud to cook.

At least I’m no longer aloud to leave a boiling pot of water on the stove… unattended… for 10 minutes… with the burner on high.

Seems this sets off the fire alarm and causes a smoky mess that lingers in your house for days.  Kind of a problem.

It Aint Right

5 Sep


  • High School Musical on Ice – ‘nuf said

  • My son’s homework was lost.  The frantic search ensued only to find it in the trash.  Underneath the coffee grounds.  Tossed out by yours truly.  

  • Microphones should never be given to long-winded people.  If you can’t make your point in 3 minutes or less… give it up.  You lost your audience.